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bandssavelife:

01up:

my-disney-mind:

disneyfeels:

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

Call Me, Beep Me - Kim Possible

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THIS

I know all the words to this

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU BABY.

(via custard-bear)

let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake 

(Source: rlymax, via ffs-getbent)


me at school
  • me: the fuck is this
  • me: who the fuck are you
  • me: dayum pull yo skirt down please
  • me: walk faster fuckface
  • me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
  • me: no you're a whore
  • me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
  • me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
  • me: pew pew nigga
  • me: i'd push you in front of me whore
simsgonewrong:

*inhales hand*

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

(via disagreed)



avelines-butt:

i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products
an-owls-eye:


gay waterbending

I will never not reblog this
stutzpunkt:

do you ever just feel like all of your friends deserve better than you

heir-of-breasts:

half of star trek the animated series is kirk’s face being too close on the screen when he doesn’t need to be in the shot
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(via custard-bear)

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

(Source: fabulewis, via guceubcuesu)

healthy living: FREE NIKE PRO SHORTS GIVEAWAY!

kenko-u:

My sister owned a store thats recently closing down and they have heaps of left over stock of fitness wear. Including an excess stock of these popular shorts…. Soooo, I am giving away all 10 pairs of these beauties!!!! There are;

  • 2x Size 6’s
  • 4x Size 8’s
  • 2x Size 10’s
  • 2x SIze 12’s

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